There are some things I just won't do.

1. I said I'd never go to Disneyland. (I was drafted by my school to take kids to Disneyland, Paris (or whatever it's called).

2. Take a ride in a stretch-limousine. Speaks of everything excessive about life in the UK. (Still haven't done this).

3. Take a "Selfie". I've succumbed, owing to popular demand I might tell you...!

I look old and a bit weather beaten and I need a shave...

I'm definitely NEVER going to get into a stretch limousine!